Tonight, however, the cheese is piled on by the pound - especially during a family dinner farewell scene.
#SONG AT END OF NIP TUCK SEASON 3 FINALE SERIES#
This is, after all, a series that went from us gasping, "You can't do that on TV!" to "You can't do that in real life! Can you?" Yes, I wanted something truly horrible to remember them by. Sean and Christian tonight, the show's finale is disappointingly sedate (for them) and extremely cheesy (even for them). While I half expected something that outrageous from Drs. What perversion was left to explore and exploit? Beastiality? And tonight, all that fun ends when "Nip/Tuck" sews up its last patient and all the loose ends from seven seasons of hellish good times.įalling ratings aside, the show had no choice but to kill itself off. SEW OVER: Julian McMahon and Dylan Walsh star in "Nip/Tuck's" final season. Christian made everyone forget "Psycho." To top that, he next donned a garter belt and bustier.Ĭatherine Deneuve wanted her lover's ashes imbedded in her breast implants and Joan Rivers wanted the doctors to undo all her plastic surgery, then thought better of it and asked for another facelift instead. Portia de Rossi had a passionate lesbian go-'round with Julia and, Mario Lopez's shower scene with Dr. We've seen Rosie O'Donnell, Oliver Platt, Daphne Zuniga, Lauren Hutton, Alec Baldwin and John Schneider. There's been a carver, a mobster, sociopaths and socialites - and sociopathic socialites. Here's an amusing review of Nip/Tuck's finale, which airs tonight: I felt like throwing up at the scene where Ava and her "son" start kissing and groping and they fall out of camera range as he says "please, Mommy." by Anonymous Their reunion is short-lived because the boy stabs himself in the gut and falls down dead. As Ava is preparing to leave the country (for Paris, I think) he comes back and she tells him they can be together again, like before. The poor boy is crushed and disappears for a while. As for her "son".well, she tells him that he's adopted, that his real parents didn't want him. Christian and Sean and her ex-husband (I think Alec Baldwin played him) who is also a corrupt surgeon tell her that if she gives up Matt (who wants to run away with her), they'll complete her surgery. Eventually it comes to light that Ava is in fact a MAN, a transexual, but she's needs more surgery to make it complete. The son, who is VERY disturbed, is jealous of Matt because now Mommy is having sex with Matt instead of him. She was played by Famke Janssen.Īva, who appeared to be in her mid-to-late thirties started an affair with the 16 year old Matt. by AnonymousĪva was a "life coach" who was counseling Julia. So what happened to the marriage with Liz? Did they divorce? Is he married to Kimber now? I'm just morbidly curious. WTF? He has to marry Liz for THAT? Couldn't he just hire a nurse to take care of him? It didn't make sense, but then nothing about this show makes sense.Īt any rate, at the end of the show Christian is informed by a doctor that his chart got mixed up with someone else's and that he's NOT dying of cancer! The doctor then wishes him and his new bride a long and happy life together, as Christian stands there stunned with a look of shock and dread on his face. He marries Liz so he'll have someone to wipe his ass when he's devastated by cancer. The last show I watched had Christian marrying the fugly (VERY fugly) lesbian (yes, lesbian) nurse Liz.Ĭhristian was told his cancer returned and he didn't have long to live and at the end would be so infirm that he would be unable to tend to even his simplest, most basic needs.